August 24th Verdict: You mean the one who wears makeup and dresses like a woman? If I wanted to see direct references to other films I might as well just go and watch those other films but watching Scary Movie you get to see the things you saw in the original movies deconstructed or seeing them taken in a comical direction. He’s black and he’ll kick your ass! Rex’s niece is in class with Cindy’s Faris again nephew, and they hit it off. You are commenting using your Twitter account.

Then they parody a short-lived but memorable Nike basketball commercial from , out of nowhere. To find out more, including how to control cookies, see here: The breakout star of this film is Shorty, I just cant get enough of him. The gun accidentally goes off on Nielsen and the rest of the UN. Yeah, and Mom also said for you to stop sticking your dick in the vacuum cleaner! To have sex, Bobby has to take a hedgetrimmer to Cindy’s pubes, and he eventually blows her to the ceiling with the force of his orgasm after having abstained for so long. Shawn Wayans makes his girlfriend dress up in football gear in bed because he’s actually a closeted gay guy. Her boyfriend Bobby Denny from “Meet the Parents” climbs through the window to Paula Cole’s “I Don’t Want to Wait,” and we all have a good laugh about how that song was popular once before James Van Der Beek himself starts to climb into the window himself.

Woods, Richter and the possessed girl puke on each other a bit before Woods ends up shooting the possessed girl in the head, and moviw off again.

First Cops, now this! You absolutely needed to know that for “Scary Movie 5.

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Shawn Wayans makes his girlfriend dress up in football gear in vacyum because he’s actually a closeted gay guy. Meanwhile, Charlie Sheen discovers crop circles in his farm, and the audience looks at each other nodding as if to say, “Oh, this is a parody of ‘Signs’ now.

Who is the guy who looks through Cindy’s window at the beginning of the movie and says ‘wrong set’? In the deleted scenes of the movie, the car that hits Cindy in the very end turns out to be driven by the same man, in the same way.


After initially threatening to kill them all with various torture devices, Jigsaw lets everyone go. Meanwhile, Cindy throws a house party, hoping for safety in numbers. Rex’s niece is in class with Cindy’s Faris again nephew, and they hit it off. Drew is chased outside by Ghostface, who stabs her in the breast, removing one of her silicone breast implants.

I’m gonna be a star, son! August 24th Verdict: The only bit of the film that felt really overdone and unnecessarily juvenile was the parody of the American Pie sex scene where the guy spunks Cindy up to the ceiling. Bobby arrives dooft after hearing the incident, but a pair of black gloves and a telephone fall out of his pocket, leading Cindy to believe that he was the killer. Unfortunately, Doofy has already escaped with Gail Hailstorm.

Charlie Sheen fights with Michael Jackson about something.

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The class is taught by Shawn Wayans’ girlfriend from the first two films, Brenda, who is still not dead. I thought I knew you! Jigsaw has hid the key behind Cindy’s eye, but her eye is fake and she is able to get the key easily.

Before Bierko and Cindy are forced to split up, the little kid vaucum Cloris Leachman’s house reveals that he knows how to defeat the aliens. That whole scene is a spoof of the show “Dawson’s Creek”. Suddenly, Ghostface appears and apparently stabs Bobby, before disappearing quickly. Then another killer shows up out of nowhere, stabbing Shawn Wayans and engaging in a fist fight with Cindy, featuring “Matrix” -style dodging and Irish step-dancing, before getting away.

Moving on, Bobby ends up shooting Marlon Wayans and, with a now undead Shawn Wayans, shows Cindy her tied-up father, revealing themselves to be the co-killers.

She eventually visits Brenda’s Aunt Shaniqua, who is meant to be the Oracle from “The Matrix” movies, as aforementioned 76, words ago.


At the police station, Cindy and the sheriff realize that Doofy, the only person who knew about the car accident, was actually doogy his disability and is the true killer.

That was the illest rhyme I ever seen! They both go crazy.

What do you want? Shorty comes up from the basement and informs them that all of the partygoers have fled the house. Addresses are not passed on to any third party, and are used solely for direct communication from this site. The demon-possessed daughter of one of the women there comes down and pees on the carpet.

Deputy Doofy: I said, don’t disturb me when I’m cleaning my room!

Phil are chained scart, “Saw”-style. Or the scene in Scream 2 where the girl is stabbed moviie the movie theatre and collapses on the stage, in this movie Brenda is ruining the movie for everyone else and it is the audience members who kill her as the killer sits back and watches. It’s revealed that Cindy’s husband Simon Rex from the third movie is dead now. Rex invites both Cindy and Brenda to his rap battle the following evening. Shawn Wayans stabs Bobby to make it look like a struggle, but he accidentally dies.

During the party, Bobby and Cindy go upstairs and have sex, no longer making Cindy a virgin. If you have the DVD version, then continue vacuuj after the credits start rolling. Isn’t Cindy Campbell’s father a suspect?

Charlie Sheen, back from the third film, is fornicating with three young ladies scafy but still wishes to off himself. Don’t worry, because I never forget.

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