While the girls were inside being weighed and getting their ears tagged, outside in the hallway Abby and the Moms were throwing down with Chaos Cathy. Regardless of what she was hoping for, there was so much black in my face that I thought my television shut off for a second. Check out their flanks and poke your finger in their backs. As Mike chewed off another percent or two of company profit, Chloe was forced to dance in the now infamous Meat Unitard. It was like that. Just like on Ellen or something. Which is pretty much the same reaction I had when Abby took her top off, anyway.
Moral of the Story: The gift itself was over the top, but it was nothing compared to whoever that dude was who helped Jill yank the bench out of the van. Then it just fell apart, in that good Reality TV fall apart kind of way. It gives students who might never otherwise have the chance, to see how professionally they do things in the Big City. No intros this year. Why pay for your meat, woman? And that made Holly pop off.
You can just tell. Was it just me? Just like on Ellen or something.
Probably searching Bing for new dance teachers, but whatever. Rewind if you can and catch a glimpse of that freckly little red haired freee watching all the girls.
When all the Moms took their kids and their Vera Bradley bags and stormed out the watfh door, Abby called them White Trash. Abby cried some more…or maybe that was the first time. Shut Your Pizza Hole, Woman. Stick some in a Hefty before you leave the house.
You just know every corner of that studio was marked with people holding Maybelline oil blotting sheets and stun guns. Make her a star. Remembering everything that had gone down so far this season, your first choice should probably have been to run, but I know how comfortable that couch is after a long day.
Dance Moms – Season 2, Episode 13: Abbygeddon
And onlins made Holly pop off. Regardless of what she was hoping for, there was so much black in my face that I thought my television shut off for a second.
Who noshes on a slice of pepperoni during auditions at the Joffrey? David even kissed Kalani on the head. Between texting the invites …Spoiler Alert: And Just Like That…Poof! The rehearsal studio that Abby …or Lifetime…you know fpr make a ton of bank off those Jane Seymour movies… had rented was text book NYC, full of shattered dreams, broken hearts and lead paint.
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Apparently thinking that the straw iParty hat would allow her to more easily blend in with the locals, Jill was looking like that person we all worked with who always dressed up for Theme Day. Backstage, Cathy and the MeanMoms came looking for more pizza and humiliation.
Lay around and have people carry you to where you need to be. Someone watcn something about being a role model, which I found quite ironic. She was so captivated I think she missed the Early Bird Special. We made it through another one. She is a little kid.
Crying…again…Abby claimed she needed a break, got onine the van and rode off into the sunset. Beach Beach Baby Part Two. As Mike chewed off another percent or two of company profit, Chloe was forced to dance in the now infamous Meat Unitard. The single pink roller still stuck in her hair was also nice touch. Wrapped up in his Dance Moms: And you totally know that Jill is going to keep that Saks bag and use it for lunch every fkr until it falls apart just so all those Ohio Walmart greeters can see it abbygedddon get jealous.
Times are tough, and Cathy figured a commercial would bring in more customers and put more money in the cash registers. Cathy and her League of Coupon Clippers Gone Bad all showed up and had to be crammed into the same tight hallway that Abby and about other random, nameless dancers were located.
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One better than 10th. As Abby sent the Moms off to track down age appropriate abbygddon wear for young girls playing convicts behind bars…did I forget to mention the group number?
Kelly and Abby went at it again as a random Mom scooted everyone out the door. August 17, Search Search for: Check the Instant Replay.